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NO CARROTS A Rabbit walks into a bar and asks the bar man for a pint of lager and a carrot. "sorry mate, we don't serve food" says the barman. the rabbit shrugs, drinks his pint and hops off home. Next day rabbit comes in and asks for a pint of lager and a carrot. "I told you yesterday, we don't serve food in here" says the barman Again the rabbit shrugs and drinks his pint before hopping home The next day the rabbit walks in "have you got a pint of lager and a carrot please mate?" he says. The bar man looks up angrily and repeats "no mate, we DONT SERVE FOOD" by this point getting annoyed. Every day for a week the rabbit comes in asking for a pint of lager and a carrot, until the barman finally snaps "Can i have a pint of lager and a carrot?" asks the rabbit for what seems the millionth time. "NO!" snaps the barman " and if you come in here again asking for a bloody carrot I'll nail your flaming ears to the bar!" he shouts following day in hops the rabbit. the barman eyes him warily as he approaches the bar. the rabbit leans forward to the barman and asks " excuse me mate, have you got any nails?" "nails?" says the barman "no sorry we haven't" The rabbit nods. "In that case then, can i have a pint of lager and a carrot please..." ----------------------------------------------------------------- |