Best SEO jokes (not optimized)

Web design company's graphic artist had an accident and had to amputate his index finger. The boss consoled him " Do not worry, Our SEO had a motor cycle head on crash with a bus, it totally crushed his forehead and had to have his complete frontal brain removed."

"Oh hell, poor fellow" said the graphic artist " he will never be able to work again"

"Rubbish" said the boss, "he had them removed before he joined us,

that's why we hired him"

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TRAFFIC 'BEYOND THE CALL'

The company search Optimization officer died - The Company CEO said, " It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent "

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YOU JUST GOTTA LIVE WITH IT

PR is important, Compare it to a wife. It's there. you know it's there, but there is nothing you can do about it.
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