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An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding

      on the 20th floor of a building.  They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned

      beef and cabbage! If I get corned   beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going

      to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one

      more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologn again! If I get a bologna sandwich one

      more time, I'm jumping too..'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and

     jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he

      was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!

      I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me.

      The idiot makes his own lunch.'

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