Joking at the Shopping Mall

"Cash, check or charge?" clerk asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet the clerk notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" clerk asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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SHOPPING WITH PURPOSE
In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his list and I heard him whisper

conspiratorially to the child, "You know, if we really mess this up, we'll never have to do it again.",

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