Joking at the Shopping Mall

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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PAYBACK

"Cash, check or charge?" clerk asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet the clerk notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" clerk asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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SHOPPING WITH PURPOSE
In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his list and I heard him whisper

conspiratorially to the child, "You know, if we really mess this up, we'll never have to do it again.",

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